1. You don't have to hide your Sailing magazines.
2. It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to
Sail with you once in a while.
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Sailing.
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you
Sailing your beachcat, you don't have to worry about
them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
5. Your Sailing partner doesn't get upset about people
you sailed with long ago.
6. It's perfectly respectable to Sail with a total stranger.
7. When you see a really good Sailer, you don't have feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Sailing together.
8. If your regular Sailing partner isn't available, he/she
won't object if you Sail with someone else.
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you
Sail by yourself.
10. When dealing with a Sailing pro, you never have to wonder
if they are really an undercover cop.
11. You can have a Sailing calendar on your wall at the office,
tell Sailing jokes, and invite coworkers to Sail with you
without getting sued for harassment.
12. There are no Sailing-transmitted diseases.
13. If you want to watch Sailing on television, you don't have
to subscribe to the Playboy channel.
14. Nobody expects you to Sail with the same partner for the
rest of your life.
15. Nobody expects you to give up Sailing if your partner
loses interest in it.
16. Your Sailing partner will never say, "Not again? We just
Sailed last week!
Is Sailing all you ever think about?"
Niin, siis, ajattelenko muuta kuin purjehdusta. No, tota, anna mun
miettiä vähän...
