How to race a sailboat

Aug 8th, 2008 by Peter Gustafsson

* Call seven friends Friday night, have them all meet you at your house at 7:00 am tomorrow, sharp.
* Have your friends clean your house, and haul everything from the basement to the attic.
* After the house is clean, everyone wraps themselves from head to toe in plastic.
* All eight of you cram together in the bathtub. Point a large fan at the tub and turn the shower on cold.
* While yelling and swearing at your friends at the top of your voice, tear up $100 notes.
* Do this for six hours.
* At the end of the six hours, everyone gets out of the bathtub and walks around the house, dripping wet.
* Have all your friends clean your house again and take the stuff from the attic back to the basement, then take them all out for a drink.
* Invite them to come back next weekend and do it again

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